How to Hide a Fleshlight

How to Hide a Fleshlight

Your sex toy is private, and you do not want everyone to be able to find it. If you have children or roommates, you may not want them to find your toys, especially since you want to keep your sex life to yourself.

It is not that you should be ashamed; there is nothing wrong with attending to your own needs since no one knows your body as you do. 

That said, your fleshlight is a private thing you must hide well in a secure and clean place. Make sure you consider the people in your house and which of them you do not want o find your sex toys. Below find everything you need to know about hiding your fleshlight. 

Characteristics of a good hiding place

A good hiding spot for your fleshlight should have these characteristics. 

Clean

The spot you choose should be clean and free of dirt. Make sure you do not place it in a rarely cleaned or dusty place. It will get dirty and may adversely affect your health.

Easily accessible

Since you are hiding your fleshlight, it should be close to you. If it is too far, everyone in your house will become suspicious and start looking for the item you are hiding. In addition, it should be closed so you can use it as often as possible.

Dry and away from sunlight

Make sure that your hiding place is dry and away from direct sunlight. Putting it in direct sunlight will damage it. In addition, moisture will cause mold, so ensure that the spot is completely dry. 

Places to hide your fleshlight

You can effectively hide your fleshlight in many places in your home. Here are excellent examples you can try. 

Your underwear drawer

The underwear drawer is the perfect place to hide your fleshlight. Few people will go through your underwear, so placing the toy at the back of the drawer in its bag is an excellent choice. It is dry and clean, and sunlight will not get that far. 

Behind books

If you have a bookshelf in your bedroom, you can hide your fleshlight behind them. However, please place it in a box before putting it behind your books.

People rarely go through the books in their bedroom and are unlikely to go through all of them. 

PS4 box

If you just purchased a PS4 or other electronics, storing your fleshlight in it will ensure that no one finds it. Guests or relatives are unlikely to go through empty boxes in your house, no matter how nosy they are.

However, if you have young children and store the toy in an empty box, ensure you place it on a high shelf away from their prying eyes. 

Shoebox

The boxes of new shoes are an excellent hiding spot for your fleshlight. You can put the fleshlight in the box and then place it on a high shelf in your closet. It will be dry and clean.

In a pillow

You can hide your fleshlight in a pillow, as most people only use pillows when they need a nap. In addition, the toy will always be close when you need to use it.

To do that, open the pillowcase and place the toy just under the pillow. It will be safe there, and no one will find it. 

Fleshlight Hiding No-Nos

Here are some places where you should not hide your sex toys. 

In the bathroom 

It is unwise to leave your fleshlight in the bathroom corner as it is bound to get wet. The moisture will cause mold growth on the toy and damage it. Whether you place the toy in a cabinet or a box on the floor, the room is generally moist, and that will damage it. 

Attic or basement

These two seem like great hiding places because they are parts of the house no one visits. But, unfortunately, it means they are dusty and dirty, and your toy will get dirty. It will also be very difficult to retrieve when you want to use it for masturbation. 

Under the bed

Putting your fleshlight under the bed after cleaning is easy, but that will make it dirty. There is also a risk of insects getting into it and biting you when you try to use it. 

The kitchen

Do not place the fleshlight in your kitchen. So many things could contaminate it, and your guests and housemates will probably find it quickly. 

It is important to hide your fleshlight in a private, clean, and dry place. That will ensure that no one can find it and you will not lose it. In addition, choosing a dry and clean place ensures your fleshlight does not get dirty or moldy, and you can use it as often as you like.